Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Catchy Quotes I love!

Here is a compilation of quotes which I love.. Put so much effort into it, of course taken from the Internet but I had to type it all.. Happy Reading! :)


To fix everything: Dad used duct tape, Mom used band aid & kisses, God used nails.

The key to heaven was nailed on the cross.

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.

Christians are like coal of a fire. Together they glow, apart they get cold.

Jesus paid a bill He didn’t owe.

Failing to forgive someone lets them live in your head, rent-free.

Amazing grace is God's specialty.

Every crisis in life makes us bitter or better. Its our choice.

God gives and forgives. Man gets and forgets.

When praises go up, blessings pour down.

Prayer is the real free wireless communication.

Be an organ donor. Give your heart to Jesus.

Give God what is right, not what is left.

Exercise daily. Walk with God.

Forgive us Jesus, because while we slept comfortably in our beds, You suffered. While we dreamt, You lived out a nightmare.

What's missing: CH_ _CH? U R!

Worry is a dark room where negatives are developed.

You have to give all to Jesus to get all of Jesus.

Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

When God saw you, it was love at first sight.

Plan ahead - it wasn’t raining when Noah built an ark.

Give Satan an inch, and he'll be a ruler.

Decisions can take you out of God's will but not out of his reach.

Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.

The way to heaven is to turn right and keep straight on the narrow road.

Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels.

Life is short. Death is sure. Sin is the curse. Christ is the cure.

Swallow your pride daily. It’s non-fattening.

The best eraser is an honest confession to God.

To know happiness, know God.

Everytime a baby is born, so is a mother.

Exposure to the Son will prevent burning.

Happiness is a decision, so choose to be happy at all times.

Knowing what's right doesn’t mean much unless you do what's right.

A loose tongue often gets into a tight place.

God is not into religion, He is into relationships.

Promises are like garbage, you must carry them out daily.

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.

You only have one life to love.

Impossible? Jesus makes it possible.

Free will is God's gift of a do-it-yourself kit.

You cant walk with God and hold hands with the devil.

Christian life is like an airplane - when you stop, you drop.

Too blessed to be depressed.

To become a father is not hard. To be a father is.

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work.

If you want to talk to Jesus, try a knee-mail.

Lighthouses don’t ring bells to get attention - they just shine.

Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

Read the Bible, it will scare the hell out of you.

Did you know God's last name is not "Damn".

Jesus loves you whether you like it or not.

Eternal life is the ultimate vacation.

Thankfulness is the soul that joy thrives in.

Heavenly forecast: Reign forever.

Christ is the only door into heaven.

A mother's love is just a small sample of God's love for us.

God has no problems, just plans.

When we awake from our sin, we realize we are still with God.

Jesus, you cant put a good man down.

To care more for those who care less for you is divine.

I heard the forecast, but I know who is in control.

Most people who sing their own praises cant carry a tune.

I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me into new.

For where your treasure is, your heart will also be.

Jesus, the carpenter, needs joiners.

God loves us the way we are, but He refuses to leave us that way.

Christmas is his party, not yours. Get over it.

Uninspired by Jesus? Bet you've never met Him.

How can you be a self mad man? I distinctly remember making you myself.
-God

Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case.

We're not like dairy queen, but we have great Sundays.

More God, less you.

It wasn’t the apple, it was the pair.

Home improvement: Bring your family to church.

Never let what you can't do get in the way of what you can do.

If you find it hard to stand for Jesus, try kneeling first.

You don’t care how much we know until you know how much we care.

Work for the Lord - His retirement plan is out of this world.

Weather forecast: The Son is always shining.

There are some questions that cant be answered by Google.

Jesus is like air conditioning for your soul. Aaagghhh!

Pastors feed & lead. Members swallow & follow.

The weather never changes in hell.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

If God had a wallet, your picture would be on it.

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

LOST? Use GPS - God's Positioning System.

A cheap facelift is a smile.

It may look hopeless, but we serve a "Yes" Lord.

God wont be looking for your medals, degrees or diplomas. He'll be looking for your scars.

Son coverage provides Life assurance.

Eternity is a long time to be wrong.

You can't walk with God and hold hands with the devil.

Jesus Christ: Do not leave home without Him.

The vaccine for sin's pandemic disease is God's grace.

The bread of life never goes stale.

Instead of pointing a finger, why not lend a helping hand.

We're eating free full spiritual meals at God's house today.

Walmart isn't the only saving place.

Put God in the center, and everything will come together.

God answers knee-mail.

Celebrate with an attitude of gratitude.

An alibi is just a lie.

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.

Measure yourself by what's inside.

The Bible is more up to date than tomorrow's news.

God grades on the cross, not on the curve.

Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future.

Live gently. Share abundantly. Grace over greed.

Do not put a question mark where God put a period.

The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you.

Don’t work for recognition but do work worthy of recognition.

Without the bread of life, we are toast.

If God is your co-pilot? Then swap seats.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Sin is a family of ugly relatives.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Its hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

Turning to God is always a right turn.

If you think you don’t need the church, you insult the founder.

God is never in a hurry, but he is always on time.

God doesn’t get a vacation. Bring him in yours.

When you choose to practice sin, you give up your right to do anything else.

Relax… God is in control.

Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip.

If you want a good neighbor, be one.

This Valentines day, give the gift of love - give Jesus.

Hand over your life to Jesus and nobody gets hurt.

Its not too late to start a new year and new life with God.

Church is a school the whole family can go to.

Christ is the difference between hope and hopelessness.

We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

He who walks with God will never be late for spiritual meals.

Do not get ahead of God. He may not follow you.

No gift to your mother can equal her gift to you - Life.

Godcast: Live downloads each week.

If you do not like the way you were born, be born again.

On your own, life is a hopeless end. But with God, it is an endless hope.

If you must swear, use your own name.

Yahoo! It googles the mind that God searched for us.

Friend Request: Jesus wants to add you as a friend.

BUSY - Being Under Satan's Yoke

Jesus! Coming soon to a soul near you!

Jesus is my rock, 'n I am on his roll.

Tough times don’t last, tough Christians do.

Christians, keep the faith, but not from others.

Get right or get left.

Lost on life's journey? God has the map. Ask for directions today.

Experts made the titanic. Amateurs made the ark.

Download your worries. Get online with God.

Where God's finger points, God's hand will always make the way.

Call 911! This church is on fire for God!

The world at its worst needs the church at its best.

We are called by God to stand out, not to blend in.

God's feast or Satan's sizzling barbecue? Easy choice.

He who has nothing to stand up for, will fall for anything.

The more you pour out, the more God pours in.

Only Jesus can provide the ultimate high.

Trust God to move your mountain but keep on climbing.

Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire?

God bless everyone. No exceptions!

Don’t fall into a Christ-less grave.

Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

Thanksgiving brings glory to God, the God of grace and glory.

Enjoy this day, compliments of God.

Faith is something to share, not a treasure we keep to ourselves.

Only God is in a position to look down on anyone.

Carrying a bible will never take the place of reading it.

Many possess the bible they should be possessed by.

Have you wasted your life? Jesus recycles.

Try Jesus, if you don’t like him, the devil will always take you back.

The best valentine you could give God is your heart.

God gives what's right, not what's left.

I like to think of marriage as a bond just between the three of us.
- God

Friends do not let friends go to hell.

God is up to something good.

For an extreme makeover, try a faith lift.

Jesus Christ - the sole mate for your soul.

Attachment to Christ is the secret of detachment from the world.

AC? No. JC? Yes!

God does not believe in Atheists, therefore Atheists do not exist.

TGIF - Thank God I'm forgiven.

Heaven is no trick. Hell is no treat.

When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say "Jesus could you get that for me?"

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

If you find the perfect church, don’t go there, you'll ruin it.

Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and nudge me when I've said enough.

Jesus Christ born in a manger, now preparing us a mansion.

Don’t be so open-minded, your brain may fall out.

God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.

Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free.

If you want to cast a big shadow, stand in God's light.

God is like coke, he's the real thing.

Don’t cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

To prevent sinburn, use Sonscreen.

Everyone makes mistakes. Only fools practice them.

Forecast: The Son will shine forever.

Heaven, don’t miss it for the world.

I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.

7 days without Jesus makes one weak.

Anger is one letter away from danger.

Church is a hospital for sinners.

Knowing God = amazingExperiencing God = life changing

God's plan is like a movie. All the good and bad things are arranged together in order for the good ending to happen.

If you keep in tune with Christ, you can sing even in the dark.

Can't sleep? Don't count the sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.